Contact

Hello please send me a message, I am lonely and have no friends.

If you can’t think of anything to say, here are some ideas

i) just say hi.

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ii) ask to join my INTENSELY FASCINATING emailing list.

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iii) offer me a splendid gig, or to recommend a splendid festival, event or venue that you feel I should be playing at.

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iv) offer me some splendid work in the form of a splendid commission, project collaboration, season at your splendid theatre or some such.

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v) talk to me about using some of my existing music for something.

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vii) let me know that you know some trans people who DON’T want the Gender Recognition Act to be amended, therefore I am the real transphobe.

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viii) tell me you saw me in town and said hello but I completely ignored you.